Central Florida Short Sales: How to live in your house for 3 years without making any payments!!

How to live in your house for 3 years without making any payments!!

OK so I was going to share this earth shattering secret today but........I got nothin'. My head is empty.

 

I want my mommie

 

This is what dealing with short sales all week will do to you.

Have a great Labor Day Weekend!!!

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Chase Short Sale,Sun Trust Short Sale, GMAC Short Sale, Wells Fargo Short Sale,Bank of America Short Sale,USA Bank Short Sale,PNC Bank Short Sale,Citi Short Sale,HomeEq Short Sale,Fifth Third Bank Short Sale,ING Direct Short Sale,GreenTree Short Sale,Capital One Short Sale,ASC Short Sale,First Horizon Short Sale,E-Trade Short Sale,Transland Financial Short Sale,US Bank Short Sale,IBM LBPS Short Sale,
Nationstar Short Sale,BAC Florida Short Sale,Real Time Solutions Short Sale,Fannie Mae Short Sale
FHA Short Sale,Selene Finance Short Sale,DTA Solutions LLC Short sale,Flagstar Short Sale,IndyMac Short Sale

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Comments

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Posted by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc over 1 year ago

I fell for the title - I hope you have a great Labor Day Weekend too!

Posted by Mary Douglas, REALTOR ®, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado (United Country Ponderosa Realty) over 1 year ago

Great picture! Made me click on your blog because of your title, so I guess you aren't totally empty!  Very funny!

Posted by Wendy Hayden Chesterfield, Richmond & Powahatan (Realtor, Photographer, Home Stager, ePRO, Roseland Realty) over 1 year ago

that photo is so sad; but the whole blog is funny; gee, I hope that you get over "This" during the Labor Day weekend.

Barb & Sal

Posted by Barb & Sal Dragotta Macomb County Michigan Homes for Sale (Keller Williams Lakeside Market Center) over 1 year ago

Gotcha!!!

Posted by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc over 1 year ago

Lol...

You go me as well. I was expecting this earth shattering post. Lord knows you built up to be when you told me about it. Prick, you just wasting 60 seconds of my time :)

TLW...ROAR!

Posted by "The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryant's Wife) The One And Only TLW. (President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) over 1 year ago

Take a break big Guy, Tuesday will be here before you know it.

 

 

Posted by Jim & Cathy Wood Greater Nashville Area Real Estate (Crye-Leike Realtors, Inc.) over 1 year ago

Wowzers BB.. TLW just called you a bad name.  You got me as well.  And from the looks of your face, you look like you are just about done with short sales.  LOL  Have a great weekend. 

Posted by Jean Hanley (Coldwell Banker Kivett-Teeters) over 1 year ago

Hahahaha! Here is the answer: move to NY. 3 years is normal.

Posted by Laurie Mindnich at Options Realty over 1 year ago

Very funny, thanks for the laugh.  Sitting here waiting for Earl to arrive and a chuckle helped.

Posted by Miriam Bernstein REALTOR® New Orleans Real Estate (RE/MAX N.O. Properties) over 1 year ago

Looks like you got everybody :)!  Have a great Labor Day Weekend Yourself :)!

Posted by Brenda Mullen-ABR, e-Pro-210-807-0819 Selling San Antonio TX Area Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty) over 1 year ago

Makes me want to whistle the "Old Spice" tune. 

Posted by J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY over 1 year ago

Enjoy your long weekend, looks like you may need it as much as I do!

Posted by Kerrie Greenhalgh (ActiveRain, Community Builder) over 1 year ago

BB - You got me by the title. Great laugh to finish off a long week. Have a great weekend.

Posted by Robert Schwabe - Orange Park Real Estate (Keller Williams- First Coast Realty) over 1 year ago

Looks like Mr. Empty lost his razor.

Posted by Sally Dunbar, Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale (Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area)) over 1 year ago

I'd be the same way too if i had to deal with short sales. You poor thing. Have a fun weekend.

Posted by Lizette Fitzpatrick - Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes - Horse Farms (Lizette Realty - Lexington KY - Richmond KY) over 1 year ago

I can see that you need a rest!  Have a wonderful holiday weekend.  You should say that dealing with the brainless has left you empty...

Posted by Ruthmarie Hicks (Keller Williams Realty - White Plains NY) over 1 year ago

lol...that is funny crap Bryant!

Posted by Damon Gettier Broker/Owner ABRM, GRI, CDPE (RE/MAX 1st REALTY- Roanoke Virginia Short Sale Expert) over 1 year ago

BB - Could be time for a break. BUt find it hard to believe you are running on empty. Enjoy the weekend with your sweetie.

Jeff

Posted by Jeff Dowler ~ Carlsbad Homes for Sale ~ 760-840-1360 (Solutions Real Estate (CA DRE Lic. # 01490977)) over 1 year ago

Not too far from the true.. based on some of my short sales clients. .  .Have a great holiday weekend!!

Posted by Fernando Herboso Broker: Check All www.ReallyNiceHomes.com in MD & VA (Herboso & Associates LLC- Broker 240.426.5754) over 1 year ago

I do look like crap in that pic. I staged myself!! When you work from home shaving is no longer required.

I hope all of you enjoy the holiday weekend. I know I will.

Posted by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc over 1 year ago

BB and TLW, I hope you have a wonderful Labor Day and thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) over 1 year ago

Love this one for certain. Hope you and TLW have a happy and SAFE Labor Day weekend...

Posted by Bill Saunders (Hot Springs Arkansas homes for sale (Diamondhead Realty)) over 1 year ago

You kill me!  You and your posts are wonderful.   :) 

Posted by Lisa Spalding, REALTOR, CDPE (Casa Latino Four Corners, REALTOR, CDPE) over 1 year ago

Broker Bryant, Ditto – Working with Short Sales is not getting easier. They are challenging to show and many of the loss mitigating negotiators are also “empty” in the pre-frontal lobe! Wishing you a grand Labor Day Weekend as well! Funny post!

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Short Sale Agent (San Jose Real Estate - 800-972-1822) over 1 year ago

I've back in the rain for 2 days and I couldn't go another day without visiting your page!  Always informative!  Enjoy your Labor Day weekend.

Posted by D. Bass ~ Blog: Ask The Underwriter (Alpha Mortgage Training) over 1 year ago

Great post title and photo!  LOL 

Posted by Gail Robinson, REALTOR, e-PRO Fairfield County, CT (William Raveis Real Estate, Southport, CT) over 1 year ago

LOL...ok, TLW called you a prick....I haven't called anybody that in a very long time...I did call my hubby a douche the other day though but don't tell anybody.

PS. You look a tad hung over :)

Posted by Coco Plum Real Estate, Kelly Willey, FLORIDA KEYS over 1 year ago

I feel much better today.

Love your new picture Kelly.

Posted by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc over 1 year ago

ROFL! What makes this even better is the odd shadow that makes it look like you have blood coming out of your ear!

Posted by Lisa Hill (Daytona Beach Real Estate) (Florida Property Experts) over 1 year ago

Called my hubby a prick today....tehe.....she's corrupting me :)

Posted by Coco Plum Real Estate, Kelly Willey, FLORIDA KEYS over 1 year ago

HEE-larious!  I hadn't logged on in a few days and this is just what the doctor ordered.  A post about nothing.  Hey, that can be a show! (ala Seinfeld).

 

Posted by Andi Grant - First Time Home Buyers Los Angeles, Long Beach, Downey, Carson (310-508-4354 | FirstTimeHomeBuyerRealEstate.com) over 1 year ago

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